At the outset, I know I’m a month and a half late to the ‘new year, new me’ party and sure it might be because I didn’t cop an invite to begin with, but really it’s because I was too busy feeling myself at the ‘new year, same me making slow and steady progress without having to subscribe to overly restrictive diet plans’ party. Don’t get me wrong, I love a fresh start as much as the next person.
Awakened by the unmistakable sound of what should otherwise be the calm and gentle break of dawn, she hastily reaches for her alarm clock whilst mentally relaying all the ways her life would be different if she were slimmer, smaller – less obvious to the world.
